The Trumpafoon #DrSeuss

A ghost has appeared, in the media machine;

with snake-like eyes, a suit pressed clean.

A jaundiced master, missing plans;

but racists fight to join his Klans.

This apparition is the Trumpafoon,

he inhabits screens in every room.

On every box, in every square;

he splits us like his ends of hair.

Repeating lines of greed and hate;

no ways to make the US great.

He says he’s rich, will help the poor;

well mostly whites and other boors.

‘I make great walls, use bestest words;

if I built nests, there’d be more birds.

I push the hardest, when you don’t shove,

I repackage fear into misplaced love.

I’m the best there is, and of all time,

and immigrants are the cause of crime.’

His hair is orange, his mouth spews pus,

bringing out the very worst in us.

America’s problems are big and real;

but he banks upon demagogue appeal.

He measures fingers, has 2 right feet,

he mass exports his self-conceit.

His art of the deal has no heart,

his best hot air comes out as fart.

His crimes are lies, greed, and violence;

best accomplice? Apathetic silence.

But global temp is no recent hire;

It’s our atmosphere becoming dire.

‘The greatest way to cool the earth,

is kill the grass, replace with turf.

Melting ice? Mother Nature’s tired,

My solution? Tell the bitch: “You’re Fired”.

Hide your prints, go kick some trees,

subscribe to more celebrities.’

Bellowing this shite, in hallowed halls,

he promises his are the biggest balls.

3 things, in fact, his nuts ARE doing:

Pissing people off; swelling; screwing.

He blows real hard, he clouds one’s thinking;

tries selling more water, when the ship is sinking.

So when it’s finally time to vote,

don’t make him captain of the boat.

Instead of toe, please draw the line,

for soon we may run out of time.

For if he wins, it remains our fate,

more years divided, instead of Great.

Simon Trepel, MD

Simon Trepel, MD FRCPC, is a practicing Child and Adolescent Psychiatrist, in Winnipeg, Canada. He is an Assistant Professor, at the University Of Manitoba, in the Faculty of Medicine, and the Co-founder of the GDAAY Clinic. He is, more importantly, the proud Father of 2 beautiful Daughters. He writes in his spare time about things he knows something about, and occasionally about things he doesn’t; like Yoga, and Italian flavored coffees.

Check out his Blog, called Simon Says Psych Stuff, at

http://wp.me/67ZVU

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